Wednesday, August 17, 2005

NZD and a QP

Tonight I went to the launch of the new Quality Planning website. Minister for the Environment Marion Hobbs (you'd think I'd be able to link to her somewhere.. but no..) spoke, and everyone was happy and clapped. I drank wine, and then I drank some more. I wasn't exactly responsible for the QP site; but put it like this - if certain parts don't work, it's definitely my fault.

This is my new NZD profile photo. I really like it. It's from my blue period. I think I look really hot and I hope all the ladies do too. I quite like how it looks like someone has smacked me in the eye. Actually it looks like someone - or even different people - has smacked me in both eyes. In reality it was about 4am when I took the photo and the only thing that had smacked me in the eye was a dozen beers and several martinis. I particularly like the ambiguous way that it looks like I've got two double chins; or else only one chin and two Adam's apples.

If you couldn't tell, my webcam sucks. Actually, it's not my webcam; that's all we're going to say about that.

Tonight the rest of The Stumps came around. I played them the new album I've been mastering for several months now, and only just completed. They loved it. We got drunk and played it very loudly. We were supposed to be practising but we never got around to it. It's only two weeks now until we go and play gigs in Sydney.

Last night I dreamt - once again - that I was having sex with one of my workmates. Well, it wasn't even just sex - it was a full-blown relationship and house-buying and interior decorating and all that crap. And the workmate in question was someone with whom I have hardly had anything to do; have hardly spoken to for more than 12 months, even. Am looking forward tonight to finding out if the curtains arrive and if we get the loan approved. And so on.

6 comments:

the_sifter said...

OK, for those of us too chicken to create our own NZD profile in order to view yours... what interests have you listed?

;-)

s. said...

It's not that straightforward, but to summarize; basically I like music and drinking, in no particular order.

Anonymous said...

It looks as though you have applied a mud-pack to your face, sans cucumber slices

s. said...

Yeah... one made out of cobalt and strontium-90, perhaps.

Anonymous said...

is that your 'glad' eye?

Martha Craig said...

hottttttttttt

And I look like a giraffe.