Just now reading Stuff, you can't escape the embarrassing conclusion that Tom Cruise is a fucking idiot.Cruise plans underground bunker
Tom Cruise is allegedly planning to build a bunker underneath his house in preparation for the end of the world. The Top Gun star, who is a devout follower of Scientology, is said to believe evil intergalactic ruler Xenu will attack Earth and so has designed a place to hide underneath his Colorado mansion.
Tom Cruise fumes over inappropriate fartHollywood star Tom Cruise was left furious after a crew member on his latest film set passed wind during a minute's silence. The actor - who is shooting World War II drama Valkyrie in Berlin - had paused filming to honour the anti-Nazi heroes portrayed in the movie when one employee decided to break wind during the tribute.
And get this:The silence* was filmed and now Cruise and the producers will go through the footage to identify the culprit, who is likely to be fired.Fuck me, what a gimp.
He also makes unwatchable films that might otherwise have been bearable. And as for what he's done to that sweet little angel Katie Holmes; doesn't bear thinking about.* should that be "silence"? cos apparently it wasn't, y'know, silent.
3 comments:
I 110% agree with you. Tom Cruise offend and repels me.
melissa
Surely the all powerful Xenu would be able to blast any bunker of the earth people to simthereens?
Wouldn't Tom be one of the first targets anyway?
I suspect the agents of Xenu are trying to discredit Tom by spreading stories that he is both foolish and of little consequence to the planet.
How the hell can that stunted penis play Von Stauffenberg? The man was well over six foot!
AND the beaked dwarf announced his engagement to Katie on my birthday when I had specifically asked for a Katie Holmes as a present.
I say we have him taken out. Pro bono publico.
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