Thursday, September 06, 2007

Bus zcut

SEP 06, 2007
0912 #09 Aro Cafe to Railway Stn
Barreling down Aro St at high speed, whaddya know -- the pole come flying off and bus screeches to a halt, inertia sends passengers into seats, rails in front/onto floor.
Speeding in Willis St, sudden heavy braking at Old Bodega stop sends passengers into seats, rails in front/onto floor. Again.
Hard acceleration away from Education Hse stop (Willis St) causes passenger to lurch down almost entire length of bus, arms flailing trying to grab hold of something with which to arrest her progress. She eventually collapses in a heap in the bench seat at rear of bus.
Speeding and hard acceleration/deceleration the rest of the journey down Willis St and along Lambton Quay.

I swear to god, this driver is the same cocksucker that almost caused the accident on the night of the 3rd. Ever-polite passengers call out "Thanks, driver" as they alight at the terminal; I almost have to clamp mouth shut with hands to keep from calling "Don't drive so fucking fast, jerk-off" as I step down.

Yep.

Need to save my best lines for some final, future showdown.

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Harry was pretty sleepy this morning. Pretty damn sleepy.

1 comment:

ducklingmonster said...

I saw a great bus this morning the sign on the front said it was going to "Instuction" and the one on the side said "Driver Under" hmm squishy