O hai, can we has sum m0re cheezburgaz?

There was a brief remission in the cheezburgaz availability problem, but then the local stockpiles were exhausted and the supply dried up again:

This morning there were official requests for cheezburgaz at 5.30 am, 6.45 am and 7.55 am, in addition to a couple of unofficial entreaties around midnight and 1am.

And then to top it all off, there were rumours of a breach of security at the bucket storage facility:

Fortunately, Harry was able to see off the purloiners quickly and effectively, earning himself a cheezburga and a commendation for bravery.