Saturday, October 30, 2004

Ex-pat journo in "Flores man" shocker

On Thursday, Australian and Indonesian scientists announced the discovery of the Homo floresiensis, who stood about one metre tall and walked the earth about 13,000 years ago. "Flores man" is thought to be a descendant of Homo erectus, who had a large brain, was full-sized and spread out from Africa to Asia about 2 million years ago. Local folk tales suggest the hominids may have still been living on the Indonesian island of Flores until the Dutch arrived in the 1500s.

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But in a Drinks-After-Work exclusive, we can reveal that "Flores man" is alive and well and getting on rather well with the locals. The little fellas, locally known as "Flossies", are said to be the life and soul of the party, have a predilection for expensive cocktails and like to have their heads scratched. They also love to ride around on humans and can get quite amorous, as our reporter Chris Holm demonstrates in a recent photograph from the jungles of Flores. While they don't speak English, or any of the local dialects, it's reported that they have no difficulty understanding and communicating in the international "language of love".
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Anonymous said...

I don't know who that freak is. All I know is there is going to be a war soon between those primates who are still fighting for the right for "drinks after work", and the rest of the hominids who seem to be doing quite well for themselves. Now that Usama has made his speach, it's only a matter of time before we fight an international war for what we truly believe in.

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31/10/2004, 8:49 am
s. said...

Chris you are drunk. Go home.

31/10/2004, 12:56 pm

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