In order to offset
my seasonal-misanthropy, and to ensure a totally non-wack Xmas day, I've decided to compile a Totally Non-Wack Xmas Music Compilation.
Yeah, I thought it was a good idea too.
Then my mind went totally blank.
The criteria is somewhat complicated. For a start, the tune cannot be wack in any shape or form. Things that could make a tune be wack include:
- it's on every other goddam Christmas compilation (no Snoopy's Christmas, y'dig)
- it's overtly, inertly or otherwise-didactically Christian or theological in some way
- .. and some other rather tenuous and difficult to describe aspects
So far I've got:
James Brown -- Signs of Christmas
James Brown -- Let's make Christmas mean something this year
Stevie Wonder -- The day that love began
Stevie Wonder -- Someday at Christmas
Stevie Wonder -- Silver bells
Stevie Wonder -- Twinkle, twinkle, little me
Stevie Wonder -- What Christmas means to me
Stevie Wonder -- The miracles of Christmas
Stevie Wonder -- Everyone's a kid at Christmas time
and uh.. Big Star -- Jesus Christ
The James Browns are pretty much the only ones from
this which don't suck ass. I mean are non-wack. The Stevie Wonders are from
this, and there's bound to be much less of them in the final mix as soon as I can replace them with some other tracks.
There doesn't need to be a particular emphasis on funky-ass; just some soul and a little bit of melody will do. I'm anticipating there's probably some furious, stonkin' gospel shit out there which would go off... hopefully. I had high hopes for
this compilation which I found on the blogosphere, but most of it is kinda lame -- with some stunning exceptions.
So can you help?
...
Come along to this, on Wednesday night, if you can (and are in Wellington, NZ):

This is a free event.
It'll be grand.