no damage ever, no rough stuff ever

Whaddya say when the mother of the five-year-old girl you are arranging to have sex with expresses concern that her child will be hurt during procedings?

I am always gentle and loving; not to worry, no damage ever, no rough stuff ever. I only like it soft and nice.

Apparently that clinches the deal.

New Sex Charge Against U.S. Prosecutor

After reading this, I wish I hadn't got out of bed today.