Friday farce: To love somebody

Damn. Really gotta stop losing whole weeks like this!

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This week's Friday Farce is a whopper of Burger King proportions. Here's the original, the Bee Gees' sweetly psychedelic soul-ballad from 1967's The Bee Gee's 1st LP...

Bee Gees - To Love Somebody (2.83 MB mp3: right-click and Save As to download)

I can't really pick between the three contenders for the Farce; you'll have to make up your own minds:

Michael Bolton - To Love Somebody (5.96 MB mp3: right-click and Save As to download)

Billy Corgan (feat. Robert Smith) - To Love Somebody (6.27 MB mp3: right-click and Save As to download)

Eagle Eye Cherry - To Love Somebody (5.74 MB mp3: right-click and Save As to download)

Journeyman soft-[c|r]ock-and-pillock Bolotin? Minor-league Ben Harper-alike Cherry with the awesome dad and the famous sis? Ex-Smashing Punkin Corgan (w. gorm-immemorial and soon-to-be-over-here-with-his-band-The-Cure Robert Smith on backing vox)?

Here's a nice picture of Robert Smith. He's in The Cure, you know. Also presented for your edification is a picture of a pussy with bad hair (from ICanHasCheezburger.com).

Now to be perfectly fair, since I already propped Billy Corgan's version, I was hardly gonna pick that one wuz I?

Fun fun fun fun fun..........................