Poking around on a friend's blog today, I kept getting targeted advertising for an amputee dating site.it said.
So after seeing the advert several times, I thought "fuck this, I'm signing up right now" and clicked the link.
AmputeeDate is a dating site for amputees, ex-wannabes, need-to-bes, devotees, wannabes, pretenders and admirers looking for true love, friendship or any kind of relationship with amputees.
Rightaway I was struck that I had been had by obviously-false advertising. Jane (pictured) has her two original legs, but a prosthetic-arm.
But between you and I, I'm not that upset about it. Who knew that I would find a dating site devoted to my fetish? I'm gonna register as a devotee, a pretender, an admirer, and a need-to-be -- and I'm expecting to find a love-match within days.
Yeah, I've always been hot for Rick Allen. Boy, can that man drum up a storm.
ReplyDeleteHaha, that doesn't make sense at all!
ReplyDeleteHeh, if my comment is read as a response to yours, it does seem pretty weird.
ReplyDeleteBut I am a lady. I only falsely accuse men of having prosthetic penises.